Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle I Limbo

General asshats, Creationists
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Militant Vegans, Bill Clinton
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

PETA Members
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Bitchy Pilots
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

NAMBLA Members, Scientologists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

The New York Yankees
Circle VII Burning Sands

Qusay Hussein, Uday Hussein
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell